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silly slammers collectibles
Available only in the Gift Basket - "Thanks with a Laugh"

Not Sold Separately, availability unpredictable. These items are no longer being manufactured.

Office SILLY SLAMMERS. When these are slammed down, they say funny things.
(lower left) The Boss: "YOU'RE FIRED", "BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH", and "I NEED IT NOW!"
(upper left)Mr. Excuses: "I CAN EXPLAIN", "MY SECRETARY LOST IT', and "I WASN"T EVEN THERE".
(upper right) Brown Noser: "HOW DO YOU DO IT", "OH, I AGREE" and "PURE GENIUS"
( lower right) Ms. Administrative Assistant: "YOU WANT IT WHEN?", "HA HA HA HA, THAT'S A GOOD ONE", and a very snide "YOU'RE WELCOME".Buddy

Safari at $35.00
Lotion, Body Wash, Bath Salts, Bath Sponge, Picture Frame, med. size container

Safari at $45.00
Lotion, Body Wash, Bath Salts, Bath Sponge, Picture Frame, Body Butter, Novelty Soaps, Beanbag animal - med. size container

Superwoman Does Not Exist - After thirteen years of marriage, four children and endless diapers, Kippie Martin realized that the superwoman of our mothers' and grandmothers' generations no longer exists. Kippie, who juggles the demands of motherhood with her professional career, began jotting down her thoughts after the birth of her fourth child. Harried, she was prompted to ask, "OK, Lord, what's next?" The answer was this book of wry commentary on the modern (nonexistent) "superwoman."

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The Boca Bons Story Several years back, the owner of Boca Bons had to leave her job at a proprietary school when she discovered they were misusing financial aid funds. She quit the very next day and had no idea what she was going to do next. Unemployed and the holidays rapidly approaching, she decided to make homemade gifts. She retreated into her kitchen and for 3 weeks experimented with various recipes. Finally she came up with this chocolate creation known today as Boca Bons. One gift she gave out was to a friend at a large law firm who kept the chocolates on his desk for others to sample and in two weeks time, she had over 200 orders. Boca Bons has since grown to a nationally recognized company with customers worldwide headquartered in Coral Springs, Florida. Boca Bons proudly donates a minimum of 2% of its profits to help prevent child abuse. So with each sale you can help sweeten the life of ALL THE CHILDREN!

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